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aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

clubpenguln:

it’s hard to compliment guys on how they look because you can only really say cute, but i wish there was like a “beautiful” for guys because handsome sounds weird, like handsome is something that an old lady would say to her nephew or something

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

kingsleyyy:

wickedwitchoftheeastcollins:

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The Supernatural fandom has proved my point

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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

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Anonymous asked: When I started masturbating, like at 11, I thought that I could go longer if I put something over my dick, so I taped up my dick with scotch tape and went for it, (it didn't help, it was just uncomfortable) and when I had to take it off it hurt so bad that I couldn't take one of the pieces off until I showered

caseyanthonyofficial:

What an idiot you were

nighthooker:

nighthooker:

tumbler give away! I bought this gum a few days ago bcuz like why not it was new and it fucking sucks it tastes like shit I’m giving it away. please take it

also giving away the green one too that one sucks