(Source: allthingstiggy)

cutthethorns:


WHY’D YOU ONLY GIVE ME NOTES WHEN YOU’RE HIIIGHHH

cutthethorns:

WHY’D YOU ONLY GIVE ME NOTES WHEN YOU’RE HIIIGHHH

sweatyeah:

It’s great if you like to eat clean, but it’s perfectly fine if you want to eat cake and pizza sometimes. It’s gonna be all right, pal.

lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

(Source: lolcuteanimals)

No matter what I always end up with dark hair again 😛

No matter what I always end up with dark hair again 😛

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

(Source: the-ninenine)

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune