(Source: viervoeter)

(Source: danyes)

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass)

caseyanthonyofficial:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

Tell me if this was true for you caseyanthonyofficial I want to know

It wasn’t technically prison!!!

caseyanthonyofficial:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

Tell me if this was true for you caseyanthonyofficial I want to know

It wasn’t technically prison!!!

(Source: softpeach)

(Source: wannajoke)

catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks

(Source: b0omhauer)

alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

don’t forget

  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five